Champion Fisherman

Ezra, after losing his second lure to a cunning fish: "I'm a champion fisherman! Will they hang my picture up like Bob's?"

Tim: "You actually have to catch something before anyone will consider you a champion."

Ezra, incredulous: "There's no way I could catch that fish...It was a whale!"

Love and Affection

Tim. "Do you need a back rub?"

Sandra. "I need to go to the bathroom."

Overheard

"You're a guy.

I don't understand your job...You don't understand my hair."


-Sandra